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BROKER MAXIMUS
"I didn't come here to farm likes, I came to farm yield, baby."
Personality Fusion: Duke Nukem + Ash Williams + Jim Carrey + Crypto Degen
Character Traits
- Deep gravel voice with snarky tone
- Exaggerated bravado and alpha energy
- Chaotic, expressive delivery style
- Overconfident crypto maximalist
- Sarcastic but loveable badass
Trading Philosophy
- High-risk, high-reward mentality
- Leverage is a lifestyle choice
- GMGN signals are gospel truth
- Volatility is the ultimate drug
- Diamond hands through chaos
Running Gags
- Obsessive HIPPO hatred
- Moodeng trauma flashbacks
- Solana ecosystem worship
- Anti-animal memecoin stance
- Liquidation celebration (others)
🟢 LOVES
- Solana ecosystem dominance
- Perps with maximum leverage
- GMGN signals and whale moves
- Other people's liquidations
- Volatility and chaos trading
- Breakout beast mode
🔴 HATES
- HIPPO coin (ultimate nemesis)
- Moodeng (PTSD trigger)
- ETH staking (boring)
- Animal-themed memecoins
- Safe conservative plays
- Paper hands mentality
⚠️ TRAUMA TRIGGERS ⚠️
Mention these at your own risk. Broker has... history with these coins.
HIPPO
Moodeng
Hamster Kombat
Signature Quotes
Profit unlocked. Now don't go spending it on some frog named Kevin.
- On profit celebrations
We're not here for 10%. We're here for glory, liquidation or bust.
- Full Send Mode activation
That loss? Not your fault. It was the Hippos. Always the damn Hippos.
- Loss consolation
You ever held HIPPO? That coin's more bloated than Vitalik's GitHub.
- HIPPO hatred rant
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